"Medical Assistance Needed in the Restroom!"

"Gladys Friday" has just returned from an event in Myrtle Beach, SC. While dining out one night, she noticed a man walking through the restaurant, making his way to the restroom appearing to have had far too much "juice" to drink.

Within a few minutes, there was an announcement over the speaker, "Medical assistance is needed in the restroom STAT!"

"Gladys" didn't see anyone flocking over to assist so she decided to see if she could help. Getting closer to the men's room, she could hear this awful scream coming from inside. Opening the door, "Gladys" could see that same man as he was explaining, "every time I flush this toilet, SOMETHING reaches up and SQUEEZES ME!" ~ and he showed us once again ~ as another scream followed.

"Gladys Friday" offered her medical advice (disclaimer ~ no charge, no co-pay collected)....."Maybe you should get OFF of the mop bucket and try the toilet!" And maybe cut down on the juice!?!?

I'm "Gladys Friday" today....aren't you?

"Help yourself to a great day every day" ~ Denise Price Thomas