"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, July 12, 2013

Wet to Dry Dressing

The Friday Funny from "Gladys Friday" 

We all know about that wonderful wet to dry dressing.....now if we could only get around to that wet to dry weather!    


It has rained so long that I have forgotten what it's like to "wet my plants" :)  


One thing about this summer so far.....it's only rained once.  It just hasn't stopped!  The good news.....we have no drought....YAY!


Speaking of wet to dry.....my friend had two little boys.  One was napping in his crib and the 2 year old was ready to play.  He climbed up into the crib and got the sleeping baby out.  When my friend (the Mommy) realized the baby was missing from his crib, she of course turned to the 2 year old, frantically asking the question:  "Where is the baby!?!"  The toddler said, "in the dryer Mommy, the baby was WET!"  FORTUNATELY the toddler could not reach the controls (whew!)


"Gladys Friday" (glad it's Friday) 


aka Denise Price Thomas

www.denisepricethomas.com
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699

Programs for the busy week ahead for Denise (Gladys has the week off...the ole bag is in her closet)  



  • iChoose ~ (as in a sneeze) customized program on contagious attitude and change


  • Customer Service


  • Communication


  • Team Building 


  • Undercover Patient Appointments 


  • Patient Shadowing 


Friday, July 5, 2013

New Chaperone

I have been a chaperone many times in my life....standing in more times than I can remember while a patient was being examined, chaperoning youth events, chaperoning my kids beach trips, field trips, movies and much more.  My granddaughter was planning to get together with some of her friends and I was honored when she said, "Nana, will you Strapalong?"  (insert my puzzled / twisted face here) and I asked what I would need to be doing as a "Strapalong"  and she explained, "Nothing really, just be there to watch over us and help us out if we need you."  I had this vision of me being strapped to her....which is not a bad idea for those sweet little teen years.  Of course I was honored to be a "Strapalong" ~ anything, anytime for those grands!  

Enjoy your weekend!   
I'm "Gladys Friday" (glad it's Friday) aka Denise Price Thomas
www.denisepricethomas.com
704-747-8699

Recent / upcoming speaking events:
TMC, Total Medical Compliance Conference
Allergy Partners of the Piedmont
Catawba Valley Medical Center
Concord Pediatrics
Cabarrus Eye Associates
NORM, National Organization of Rheumatology Managers
Undercover Patient Assessments (shhh, those are secrets)

Article for http://www.medmonthly.com 
"Undercover Patient:  Checking Your Practice Vital Signs"