"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, September 16, 2011

"Post Operative Orders"

Following a procedure, isn't it nice when we receive very detailed printed instructions upon discharge.  When that happens, I am always IMPRESSED!  Following a visit to the hospital with family this week: 


Discharge orders:
Pre-operative blood tests were performed which showed normal liver & kidney function. 
Post-operatively, these results have remained within normal limits. 
During procedure, heart rate and breathing was continuously monitored and there were no problems.
A small incision was made in the abdominal area. 
Surgical glue was used to close the incision. 
There may be some discomfort once the sedation begins to wear off. 
Pain medication has been given to the caregiver with instructions. 
Plenty of rest & quiet is needed. 
Activity should be restricted for 3 days.
Make sure plenty of liquids are ingested.  
Do not be alarmed if there is little or no appetite, this will return. 
Keep the cone around the head to prevent excessive licking of incision. 


Please call our office should the incision open, you notice fever, chills,  see signs of bleeding, swelling or foul odor. 


Thank you for choosing our hospital and allowing our physician & staff to SPAY your pet today! 
  
I would title this the "POOCH" page:   "Post Operative Orders Canine Hospital" 


We could all learn from our Veterinarians, couldn't we?  Remember that printed instructions assist in reducing phone calls to YOUR practice, unnecessary calls to the physician and or trips to the ER.  Plus, it gives the patient "Bragging Rights" when they proudly read all about it to their family and  friends!  


PS ~ "Skittles" my "grand-dog" is doing very well post-operatively, thank you!  And my grandkids are calling the "cone" on her head her "satelite dish" ~ they say she's picking up some great shows! 


Enjoy your weekend!  
I'm "Gladys Friday" aren't you? 


Alaska was WONDERFUL!  What a terrific conference it was, some of the nicest people I have ever met.  It was such an honor to be a part of the AKMGMA Conference.    Make sure to add Alaska to your bucket list.  On the Alaska Railway, we saw beluga whale, sheep, moose, bald eagle, beaver dams, dale sheep, glaciers, Mt. McKinley ~ the highest peak in North America all while riding along side the ocean.  ~ ~  "And I said to myself....what a wonderful world" ~ ~    


denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699

Friday, September 2, 2011

"Ready To Check Out?"

True Story:

Denise's sister has a broken wrist which post surgery is referred to as the "Wonder Woman Wrist"(steel plate and screws). Recently, she ventured out to shop alone, planning her trip to the drug store to pick up a few necessities. Checking her list, marking off the items gathered with the "good arm" ~ along with her wallet and car keys, she began making her way toward the front of the store feeling a bit overwhelmed. She began to wonder ~ ~ "WHY did I even TRY to do this alone!" She was on the verge of tears when she heard the lady from behind the counter say, "MAM, are you about ready to check out?" Sister said......"Well, I was really hoping to have a few more years left!"

Funny how things sound on "The Other Side of Healthcare" Hope you have a great weekend!

Denise & "Gladys" ~ heading to Alaska......see ya soon!

Denise Price Thomas
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
www.denisepricethomas.com
704-747-8699