"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Thursday, December 31, 2009

"Gladys gets invited to Chicago"

CONFIRMED:

What an honor......"Gladys Friday" along with Denise Price Thomas are invited / confirmed speakers for The Joint Commission's Annual Patient Safety Convention ~ June, 2010.

They are also invited / confirmed speakers for The Joint Commission's Annual Ambulatory Care Convention ~ October 2010.

Is Chicago ready for "Gladys?"

Is OPRAH ready for "Gladys?"

Denise Price Thomas aka "Gladys Friday" are looking forward to their upcoming events for 2010.

A BIG THANK YOU to all fans ~ especially the one cooling off my hot flashes!

Hugs to go ~ ~

Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas Party with a Twist!

"Gladys" was invited to a Senior's Christmas Party. The ladies were all excited because they were doing something a little different this year. They were planning to wear dresses to match the color of their husband's hair. When they explained this to "Gladys" ~ she decided that she would not be able to attend. When asked why ~ she explained that her husband is BALD and she had NO IDEA how to iron all of the wrinkles from her "birthday suit" ~

Moral of this story ~ go to the parties, eat more food, fill in your wrinkles!! ENJOY ~

I'm "Gladys Friday"......aren't you?

Friday, December 11, 2009

"All Ears"

An elderly gentleman finally went to the doctor about his hearing. He recommended a hearing aid. He was fitted, returned for his check up to discover that his hearing was back to 100%.

The doctor said, "I'm sure your family must be very happy for you" and the gentleman said, "I haven't told them.......but I can hear them so well that I have changed my will 3 times already."

Moral of this story ~ speak only words that you would be proud to share.

I'm "Gladys Friday" today, aren't you? Enjoy your weekend.

Friday, December 4, 2009

"The OLD Dog"

I hope you've all had a great week!

I was visiting with some friends this week and when "Bernice" and I came in from shopping, we noticed her husband and their dog curled up on the couch watching TV.

Bernice said, "What would you like for dinner love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" and Archie responded, "Why, thank you Bernice, I'll have the chicken" and she quickly said, "Not YOU, I was talking to the dog, you're having LEFT-OVERS and you can get up and fix 'em yourself!"
Ain't love GRAND? The sweet life of a dog ~ think about it.

Have a great weekend, I'm "Gladys Friday"

Denise Price Thomas and "Gladys Friday" are honored after having been confirmed this week as speakers for:
The Joint Commission Annual Conference on Quality and Patient Safety ~ June 2010
and
The Joint Commission Annual Ambulatory Care Conference ~ October 2010
both are in Chicago.