"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thanksgiving Dinner with Family, Friends & Twins

We had a lovely Thanksgiving Dinner yesterday. I had invited some of my friends to join our family. While having dinner, I overheard a conversation with two of my most elderly friends, one said to the other, "I'm so sorry to ask this....but please tell me your name, I know it....and remember that we have known each other for a very long time, I just can't remember your NAME for the life of me!"

The other friend sat there for a moment and said....."That's fine, I understand, I do that too......but how soon do you need to know it?"

I walked up, put my arms around each of "the old maid twins", calling them by name, thinking that would solve the issue. They looked up at me and said, "now just who are you young lady, do we know you?"

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! A great time to reflect on our many blessings, being with family, friends, fun and food all around.

By the way, a "Gladys Hint" ~ I have discovered the best way to get chocolate home without it melting in the car, is to EAT IT ON THE WAY....it worked for me....of course, I'm wearing it today!

I'm "Gladys Friday" and I'm sure you are too!

Friday, November 20, 2009

"Speeding Senior"

On the way to "Gladys Friday's" speaking engagement this week, she was in a hurry to get there and was pulled over by a policeman....lights, camera, action! Could it be "Papa Rotsy" (media) she wondered. She thought for a brief moment that she was going to be in the movies or was being escorted to the event.......but it didn't turn out that way.

The officer asked, "Mam, why are you traveling SO FAST?" and she said, "Well Officer, when you are MY AGE, you have to get there in a hurry BEFORE you FORGET WHERE you are going......and another thing, since when did they start letting 'kids' be policemen?"

He must have thought "Gladys" looked like his "Grandmother" ~ because she arrived at the event EARLY as he led the way.

I'm "Gladys Friday" today, aren't you?

I hope that you and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I'm already counting my blessings.

Friday, November 13, 2009

"Gladys Friday" ~ Family Reunion

"Gladys Friday's" husband wasn't real excited about going to her out of town family reunion. He was complaining and whining the entire way. Getting closer to their destination, "GLADYS" saw a beautiful hillside, where cows were grazing, there were pigs, goats and chickens just enjoying the beautiful day. How lovely! (she thought)

Her "SPOUSE" noticed the pleasant smile that "Gladys" had on her face and always wishing to wipe that smile OFF, he asked her, "you see any of YORE relatives over THAR?" While KEEPING that smile ON her face "Gladys" said, "YES, I SHORE DO, I SEE ALL OF MY IN-LAWS!"

Moral of the story: There are always two ways to look at things. Find the way that makes you SMILE.

Enjoy your day. I'm "Gladys Friday" aren't you?

"Gladys Friday" along with DPT Consulting & Training enjoyed speaking this week to those attending the support group meetings held at Gaston Memorial Hospital. They weathered the stormy weather, winds and rain and they let the fun~shine in! We saw the results of "Laughter is Like a Medicine" Lovely groups - great people! Thank you all.


Friday, November 6, 2009

"Happy Birthday" @ 102

Good Morning! I'm "Gladys Friday" aren't you?

Happy Birthday to my friend, Bernice. She is turning 102 today!

I asked her what the BEST THING was about turning 102 and she said, "No peer pressure!"

I asked her what the WORST THING was about turning 102 and she said, "My body is making the same noises that my coffee maker makes!"

Happy Birthday Bernice!!

"Gladys Friday" and Denise Price Thomas will visit Gaston Radiology today. Presentation: "UnderWARE & Attitude" followed by Health, Hope & Humor stories from "Gladys Friday" because we are ALL "glad it's FRIDAY!" ENJOY your day!