"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, December 14, 2012

"Growing Pains"

Welcome to the Friday Funny ~ 
I hope this true story delivers a smile ~ it certainly started our day with love & laughter.......
  
This was the conversation this morning between Jillian, my granddaughter who is in kindergarten and Julie (her mommy ~ my daughter):  

Jillian:    "Mommy my leg hurts!"
Julie:      "It's ok baby, it's only growing pains."
Jillian:    "Ok but Mommy it really hurts and I don't think I can go to school!" 
Julie:      "You'll be fine." 

3 minutes later..... Jillian came downstairs with huge crocodile tears and pouting lips quivering as she said to her Mommy...."OH NO!  Now my hand hurts!  I don't want big hands!  I want SMALL HANDS!"  

Isn't that just a priceless moment!  My sweet daughter allowed me to share ~ I just couldn't resist.  

Of course, it started me thinking.....and I bet that is why "Gladys Friday" has been having pain in her hips......it's GROWING PAINS!  "OH NO! She didn't want BIG HIPS she wanted SMALL HIPS!" 

This Friday Funny was brought to you today THANKS to my daughter Julie ~ by Denise Price Thomas ~ boss of "Gladys Friday" (aka her alter ego).  

THANK YOU to EMS Management & Consultants for the wonderful welcome and participation!  It was an honor to be invited as your speaker for the Corporate Christmas Party.  What a terrific environment filled with caring people having a great time at work!  Thank you again. 

Making a list.....and checking it twice: 
Undercover Patient Adventures are scheduled ~ 
Customer Service Training events are booked ~ 
Team Building programs are on the calendar ~ 
Speaking engagements for conferences are confirmed ~ 
Excitement fills the air as I prepare for 2013!  

To schedule Denise Price Thomas as a speaker for your event or for training at your facility, Denise's   "Training Wheels in Heels©" will work with you toward customizing a program.  You may contact her @ 704-747-8699 or denisepricethomas@gmail.com.  Denise handles the booking for "Gladys Friday" as well ~ 

Website:  www.denisepricethomas.com



Friday, December 7, 2012

Sweet Dreams

"Gladys" just cannot believe that Christmas is almost here!  Recently she dreamed that her man bought her a brand new beach house.  When she awoke, she just couldn't wait to tell him all about it, describing it from the front porch to the rockers on the back.  

The next night, she dreamed that he had bought her a brand new boat and parked it on their very own dock at that beach house.  WOW!  She was really excited to share that dream with him the next morning.    

The third night, she dreamed that he had booked a "getaway vacation" taking her to Italy.  She could hardly contain her excitement when telling him every detail about their trip of a lifetime.  

She asked, "Just what do you think all these dreams mean?"  He said, "Well sugar, I really have no idea but I have a surprise for you tonight and maybe you will understand."  She couldn't wait!  She prepared a wonderful candlelight dinner for two and afterwards he presented her with THE GIFT he had mentioned.  

Wearing a smile and unwrapping the gift box "Gladys" just couldn't keep her eyes off of him.    There it was......her gift from him.....with excitement building she saw it......a BOOK with the title, "Understanding Your Dreams" 

Guess who's DREAMING NOW!?!?!   

"Ms Gladys" was invited this week to spend an evening at Cypress of Charlotte where she was embraced with open arms.  What a wonderful time we had.  

This week, she will be in Winston Salem entertaining for EMSpire Employee Christmas Party.  She cannot wait to meet her new friends.  

Until then, she's "Gladys Friday" today and hopes you are too!  

To schedule "Gladys" or Denise Price Thomas call or email: 
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699
www.denisepricethomas.com