"Teetering Tales"

A patient in the hospital was having terrible problems with diarrhea. After having an accident in his hospital bed and being terribly embarrassed, he decided to wrap the soiled sheets up and throw them out of his hospital window. A "heavily intoxicated man" just happened to be outside and his legs became tangled in the sheets as he staggered down the sidewalk. The security guard had witnessed the entire event but just had to ask, "What is going on here?" The "heavily intoxicated man" said, "well, I'm not real sure but I think I just beat up a ghost!"

"Timing is everything!"

I hope your week was GREAT! What an enjoyable week this was for "us":

Continuing The Motivational Makeover Series for The Medical Practice

Presentation for NC Association of Educational Office Professionals

Lunch with friends & medical managers

"Private Eye" Assessment (mystery patient)

Also this week, I've received invitations to speak for events in NC, SC, Chicago and two events in California, all from people that have heard me speak for other conferences. I am grateful.

In addition, I have been invited to be the guest speaker for Crisis Pregnancy Ministry. I am humbled.

Next week, continuing the Motivational Makeover Series and also speaking for the employees of HOSPICE. My heart goes out to such special caregivers. They pour their love into so many patients and families.....we shall not forget. Thank you so much for your genuine compassion and for "making a difference"

See you soon ~ ~

"Gladys Friday?" ME TOO!!

Enjoy your weekend ~

Denise Price Thomas

aka "Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

Client list for Denise & "Gladys Friday" include: (two speakers in one)

• The Joint Commission, Patient Safety Conference, Chicago
• AMA Alliance Regional Conference
• NCMS Alliance, Raleigh, NC
• Carolina Foot & Ankle
• Mintview Ob/Gyn, Charlotte, NC
• PAHCOM, Metrolina Chapter
• Allergy Partners, Winston Salem
• Allergy Partners of the Piedmont, Corporate
• NYS BONES Conference,Keynote Speaker, Albany, NY
• The Joint Commission, Ambulatory Care Conference, Chicago
• Nueterra Nurse Leadership Conference, Kansas City
• Southeastern Plastic Surgery
• NC Medical Staff Conference
• Huntersville Ob/Gyn, Huntersville, NC
• NC Oncology Management Society, Wrightsville Beach
• Academic Surgical Administrators Conference, Philadelphia
• Relay for Life, Survivors Birthday Party, Belmont, NC
• Gaston Radiology
• SC Oncology Management Society
• Gaston Memorial Hospital / CaroMont Retiree Reunion
• Fibromyalgia Support Group
• Cardiac Support Group
• Novant Practice Managers, Charlotte, NC
• Presbyterian Hospital, Huntersville, NC
• Healthcare Symposium, PAHCOM, MGMA, Mecklenburg Medical Society, Charlotte, NC
• NC Industrial Commission ~ Workers Compensation Conference, Keynote Speaker,Raleigh, NC
• Hospice
• Gaston County Schools, Teaching & Learning Conference
• American Health Resources, Brockton, Massachusetts
• New England Quality Care Alliance, Braintree, MA.
• First ARP Women's Event, Gastonia, NC
• First Baptist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Calvary
• New Hope Presbyterian Church, Gastonia, NC
• First United Methodist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Union Presbyterian Church, Gastonia, NC
• Sandy Plains Baptist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Holy Trinity Lutheran Church, Gastonia, NC
• Patterson Grove Baptist Church, Kings Mountain, NC
• Myers Memorial Methodist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Temple Baptist Church, Gastonia, NC
• First United Methodist Church ~ "Laughter Therapy" ~ Stress Management
• Covenant Village, Gastonia, NC
• Terrace Ridge Assisted Living ~ Healthcare Professionals
• Terrace Ridge Residents
• Rotary Club
• PWA ~ Professional Women's Association
• NC Association of Community College Business Officials
• Gaston Women's Expo
• NC Association of Educational Office Professionals
• Crisis Pregnancy Ministry
• Grand Strand Community Church, Surfside Beach
• and more......

Denise Price Thomas

denisepricethomas@gmail.com

704-747-8699