"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, September 10, 2010

"Boomer Cream"

For all "us" baby boomers out there, "Gladys" has opened an ICE CREAM PARLOR just for us.....The Baby Boomer Ice Cream Parlor has many flavors that will heal whatever ails you:

Banana Split Personality (for all you hot flashing women)

Cellulite Smoothie (for the plumping & lifting action that you need)

Blue Mood Enhancing Cream (when you're feeling like you wanna scream!)

Chocolate Fiber Sundae (for the feeling kinda full.......of it)

Wrinkle Eraser (the more you eat, the less wrinkles you'll have)

Memory Enhancer (our mostly forgotten flavor)

Dark Cherry Detox (to rid you of the pits)

"Special of the Day" (is all the leftovers from yesterday....SURPRISE)

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle......

Walk in with your walker.....and "run out" with the "trots!"

I'm Gladys Friday, aren't you?


Denise Price Thomas
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699


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