"MEN-ON-PAUSE!"

"Gladys" has determined that there is one letter missing in menopause.....it should be spelled as: "men on pause" ~

Here are just a few clues for MEN ON PAUSE:

She will ask for chocolate and if it hasn't appeared before her eyes within 5 seconds, she screams to HIM ~ "JUST NEVER-MIND!"

She will insist she is driving (wherever they go) ~ the a/c blowing in her face, no matter if it's 10 below.

She will want HIM to take her to a nice restaurant for dinner but when she can't zip her dress....and asks for HIS help and HE says, "Maybe we should just have Slim-fast"......let's just say that hopefully his funeral arrangements were made in advance because the crematory will be contacted.

From a sound sleep, she will fling the covers off of her (along with everything else).....it's not what HE thinks. HE should back away from that thought.....NO PAWS unless of course HE wants to see her CLAWS! Anything that touches her could very quickly be PAST-TENSE!

So "Gladys" has invented a MOOD SWING......which is powered by an industrial fan. For ladies that have "MEN-ON-PAUSE" ~ you just get into your mood swing (made from PURE USA COTTON), turn the fan to the highest volume while keeping THAT remote in YOUR hand!

Finally ~ I'm Gladys Friday.....and IT'S HOT IN HERE, where's the chocolate?!?! JUST NEVER-MIND!! (She's just a swingin')

~ Happy Independence Day!! ~

Events for Denise & "Gladys Friday" for 2010 include: (two speakers in one)

• The Joint Commission, Patient Safety Conference, Chicago
• AMA Alliance Regional Conference
• NCMS Alliance, Raleigh, NC
• Carolina Foot & Ankle
• PAHCOM, Metrolina Chapter
• Allergy Partners, Winston Salem
• NYS BONES Conference,Keynote Speaker, Albany, NY
• The Joint Commission, Ambulatory Care Conference, Chicago
• NC Medical Staff Conference
• NC Oncology Management Society, Wrightsville Beach
• Academic Surgical Administrators Conference, Philadelphia
• Relay for Life, Survivors Birthday Party, Belmont, NC
• Gaston Radiology
• Novant Managers, Charlotte, NC
• Presbyterian Hospital, Huntersville, NC
• Healthcare Symposium, PAHCOM, MGMA, Mecklenburg Medical Society, Charlotte, NC
• NC Industrial Commission ~ Workers Compensation Conference, Raleigh, NC

and.....

• Gaston County Schools, Teaching & Learning Conference
• First ARP Women's Event, Gastonia, NC
• First Baptist Church, Gastonia, NC
• New Hope Presbyterian Church, Gastonia, NC
• First Methodist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Union Presbyterian Church, Gastonia, NC
• Sandy Plains Baptist Church, Gastonia, NC
• Holy Trinity Lutheran Church, Gastonia, NC
• Patterson Grove Baptist Church, Kings Mountain, NC
• Myers Memorial Methodist Church Women's Event, Gastonia, NC
• Covenant Village, Gastonia, NC
• Terrace Ridge Assisted Living, Gastonia, NC
• Rotary Club
• and more......

Recent comments:

• "Great speaker, content & laughter"
• "Holds an audience's attention very well"
• "Great customization of materials"
• "Made me want to be more positive and helpful toward patients"
• "We can now come to work and have fun as a team"
• "Made me realize that some patients have reasons for acting the way they do, i.e. fears"

In addition to Gladys Friday, newest presentations by Denise Price Thomas are:

• "Diary of a Patient"
• "Motivational Makeover"
• 1440 Choices

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