Anesthesia please?

"Gladys" sister was scheduled to have surgery but could not decide which type of anesthesia she would prefer. She was reluctant and very nervous about having an epidural. She wanted the opinion of "Gladys Friday" so she invited "Gladys" to go with her for her pre-op and to talk with the surgeon.

While there, the surgeon was explaining the different types of anesthesia. "Gladys" asked, "Doctor, just which kind of anesthesia would you prefer if this was your wife?"

The surgeon said, "NONE!"

SHOCKED and surprised by his answer, "Gladys" and her sister were even more confused.

The surgeon explained, "I would not use ANY anesthesia on HER.....(bad divorce) ~ and she could buy her own drugs.....in fact, with what I'm paying in alimony, she can START HER OWN PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY!"

Were you "Gladys Friday yesterday?" ~ This is a "SAD-urday" without The Friday Funny.

"We" visited with the administrator and staff of Allergy Partners, Winston Salem yesterday. What a GREAT TIME! Terrific group full of energy and teamwork! Lots of "ATTA GIRLS!"

Joint Commission ~ here we come! Is Chicago ready for "Gladys Friday" this week?

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