"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, August 28, 2009

How "SUITE" it is.....

Well if you have ever had a colonoscopy or an endoscopy, you have been to the "ENDO / COLO SUITE" ...... nothing really "sweet" about it. Working there would have it's pros and cons, I guess, think about it:

~ "There's ALWAYS a light at the end of the tunnel"

~ "This too, shall pass"

~ "No two "DAZE" are the same"

~ "There's not a lot of "stuff" you have to put up with"

~ "It'll all come out in a wash"

~ "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine" (takes on a whole new meaning)

~ ~ and ~ ~

~ "IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO LOOK UP OLD FRIENDS!"

I'm "Gladys Friday" ...... aren't you? Enjoy your weekend.

Remember to invite Gladys and Denise to your next event (two for one)
www.denisepricethomas.com

Sunday, August 23, 2009

"Special Delivery Signs"

"Signs of Healthcare" - may be seen at your OB office ~ ~

In the parking lot: "ALL deliveries around back - drop offs will not be accepted"

On the front doors: "PUSH - PUSH"

In the lobby: "YOU are responsible for your OWN children" (then why are we HERE?!?)

In the exam room: "Dr. Smith at your cervix........with a smile"


Gladys WAS "glad it's Friday"
she's sorry for the delay
what else can I say
she was VERY busy that day...
but we will dock her PAY!




Thursday, August 13, 2009

Doctor's visit

I went along with a friend to see her doctor this week.  She's been telling me that he wasn't really helping her and he didn't seem to have enough time for her.  As she began telling him that she is very sick for the first 30 minutes every day when she gets up..... he interrupted her and said, "set your clock 30 minutes later then!" and he started out the door.

She said, "wait just a minute please doctor, this is real, are you even listening to me" and the doctor said "NEXT!"  

I guess not.......the name should have clued us in................
Physician:  "Dr. I. B. Quick" @ "Juan Minit Clinic" 

Maybe they should have attended the "effective communication in healthcare" presentation led by:     Denise Price Thomas
www.denisepricethomas.com


I'm "Gladys Friday" ....... aren't you?   Enjoy your weekend!  Remember to invite a friend.....

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Breast Cancer Awareness Event

"Gladys Friday" is honored and has accepted the invitation as a speaker for the Breast Cancer Awareness Event scheduled for October 1st at Gaston Memorial Hospital.  What an honor!  

She will present, "Health, Hope & Humor" moments that are sure to "Make 'em Laugh!"  See you there.  

Remember ~ "Laughter IS like a medicine" 

To learn more about "Gladys" (aka Denise Price Thomas) go to "our" website:
www.denisepricethomas.com and look for Gladys there.  

Friday, August 7, 2009

"I can see clearly now"

"Gladys Friday" was traveling to the beach ~ convoy behind her, was the chaperone and no one wanted to ride with her, that wasn't cool.  So, as she drove her Honda down the fast lane, windows down,  listening to music, singing along with the radio, enjoying the day......she noticed everyone behind her putting their windshield wipers on.  

They pulled over for a lunch break and EVERYONE was complaining about the "junk" all over their windshield, not "Gladys," she had a clear view.  After much research and piecing the puzzle together, her OIL was spilling ALL OVER everyone behind her.....but "she could see clearly now." Everyone got a FREE CAR WASH.......present from "Gladys"  
  
I'm "Gladys Friday".....aren't you? 
   

Friday, July 31, 2009

Special of the Month

Healthcare changes bring home visits back.  Soon we will be able to make one phone call, have the "expert" come to our home, clean the drain, perform a colonoscopy;  repair the leak in the drain, perform bladder check.....with one phone call.....same person does it all. 

Insurance "should" pay most all of the fee but you will be required to mortgage your home for the balance.  Now that's "special" wouldn't you say?  

I'm "Gladys Friday".......aren't you? 

    

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Gladys Friday gets a date!

"Gladys Friday" has another date!  She will "bring up the rear" at a medical convention after the professional presentation being delivered by Denise Price Thomas (www.denisepricethomas.com).  "Gladys" loves a date!   She's looking forward to it.  

She also has a date with the Rotary Club......she is very excited!! 

Reminder - I'm "Gladys Friday" tomorrow.....aren't you?