"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne

"Gladys Friday" ~ Healthcare Comedienne
"Medical Monroe Pose Fighting Hot Flashes"

Friday, March 9, 2012

March is Colon Cancer Awareness Month ~ SMILE you're on candid camera!




Ms Gladys Says:
Remind your kin,
And tell all your friends
Don't BE a rear end
Just MARCH it right on in!  

My BOSS gave me a colonoscopy! 
I hope you enjoy the youtube videos: 
       



Have a great weekend ~ it's a FULL MOON!  

Friday, March 2, 2012

"Wrinkled" & Proud

Don't you just LOVE the honesty of children?  My 5 year old granddaughter and I were having a wonderful conversation this week when she stopped to say, "Nana, your makeup is WRINKLED?!?"  She began to "try" to smooth it only to announce, "Oh, it must just be your skin, it's ok Nana"   


I guess I should have worked for "Plastic Surgeons" instead of REAL ones for 32 years!  


If you're looking for me, I will be moving to Saginaw, Michigan since everything seems to be "sagging and all"  


Enjoy your weekend my friends ~ thanks for sharing in another true story in the "Life of Gladys" (and Denise) 




Recent events for Denise / Gladys:

  • Watauga Eye Center
  • Carmel OB / GYN
  • Courtland Terrace
  • Ladies of Grace
  • McMahan Financial
  • Chapel Grove Ladies
  • Parkwood XYZ
  • Belmont Rotary
  • 1st Annual Social Workers & Case Managers Event
  • First Baptist, Mt Holly ~ Women's Event
Denise provides Motivational ~ Inspirational Presentations (+ Humorist)
aka "Gladys Friday" Healthcare Comedienne
Training Wheels in Heels ~ Denise provides on site training
"Gladys" delivers healthcare humor for all ~ 
http://www.denisepricethomas.com
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699

Friday, February 10, 2012

"Grand Moments" To Go ~


Another true story ~ 

My grandson attends Junior Assembly and is learning all about best manners, i.e. how to ask a girl to dance, how to dance, etc.  

On the drive home after the "formal dinner" ~ when my daughter and I asked how it went.....here's his answer: 

"Well, we learned to pull the chair out for the girls to be seated first, we learned how to use our napkin and we learned where the "tensils" go and when to use each "tensil."  

We were a bit confused and very  interested in hearing more....(things ARE a bit different these days so you never know).....so we kept asking questions.  Trying his best to explain, he finally said, 

"YOU KNOW.....YOU TENSILS....WHERE TO PUT YOU TENSILS AND WHICH TENSILS  to use with which food, like salad, your meal, dessert!"    

Perhaps they should learn to spell and pronounce the words along with how to use them?  Do you know how to use "U-TENSILS?"  I'm just saying' 


I am reminded that "communication" is a two way street......listening to what others say and listening to what I say to others" 

Have a great weekend!  

Gladys Friday ~ Healthcare Comedienne
aka Denise Price Thomas
http://www.denisepricethomas.com
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699


Wednesday, February 1, 2012

AK-MGMA Conference ~ Feedback from Anchorage


AK-MGMA Conference ~ Anchorage, Alaska ~ 
What they said about:  “Gladys Friday” Healthcare Comedienne aka  Denise Price Thomas:

“She was awesome”

“Told very educational stories; it was not like a “lecture” so much as ‘entertainment’.  Yet when thinking about what she said later, you realize how much knowledge she shared”

“This was a lot of fun, and good information”

“Wonderful!!! Loved her”

“She should come back every year”

“EXCELLENT”

“Enjoyed her very very much!!”

“Wonderful!”

"Gladys" and Denise thank you all very much for such a wonderful welcome, new friends for keeps, a lifetime of memories and the many awesome experiences of Alaska ~ "What A Wonderful World" ~ 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"Motivational Makeover" ~ Training for Staff

"Gladys Friday" and Denise Price Thomas understand that everyone needs a "MAKEOVER" sometime ~ Sit back and ENJOY the show with a smile: http://youtu.be/SWqrey7gf2A



What attendees are saying about Denise Price Thomas' "Motivational Makeover " Staff Training:


  • I have a choice & I am motivated!  
  • I will treat each patient with respect, no matter what
  • I will provide better patient care
  • Denise helped me remember why we are here
  • Remember to make good 1st impressions ~ it's what the patients see
  • To do my part in making the day more enjoyable
  • Reminder that I must display a positive attitude in front of patients & staff even if I am stressed
  • Always remember customer SERVICE
  • Remember to take a step back to see how things look from there
  • To think about what I say before I open my mouth
  • I will remember to smile!
  • A better understanding of my coworkers and myself
  • Be upbeat even when I don't feel that way
  • I will remember that a bad day is unacceptable
  • To treat everyone with respect
  • Keep the team in mind (co-workers, patients, doctors)  in all that I do
  • I will be a better employee
  • I will be a better person overall
  • I was not wanting to attend this mandatory Friday meeting but now I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER!  
I look forward to being of service:  denisepricethomas@gmail.com
Call today and let's "Make A Difference" together ~ 704-747-8699

Friday, September 16, 2011

"Post Operative Orders"

Following a procedure, isn't it nice when we receive very detailed printed instructions upon discharge.  When that happens, I am always IMPRESSED!  Following a visit to the hospital with family this week: 


Discharge orders:
Pre-operative blood tests were performed which showed normal liver & kidney function. 
Post-operatively, these results have remained within normal limits. 
During procedure, heart rate and breathing was continuously monitored and there were no problems.
A small incision was made in the abdominal area. 
Surgical glue was used to close the incision. 
There may be some discomfort once the sedation begins to wear off. 
Pain medication has been given to the caregiver with instructions. 
Plenty of rest & quiet is needed. 
Activity should be restricted for 3 days.
Make sure plenty of liquids are ingested.  
Do not be alarmed if there is little or no appetite, this will return. 
Keep the cone around the head to prevent excessive licking of incision. 


Please call our office should the incision open, you notice fever, chills,  see signs of bleeding, swelling or foul odor. 


Thank you for choosing our hospital and allowing our physician & staff to SPAY your pet today! 
  
I would title this the "POOCH" page:   "Post Operative Orders Canine Hospital" 


We could all learn from our Veterinarians, couldn't we?  Remember that printed instructions assist in reducing phone calls to YOUR practice, unnecessary calls to the physician and or trips to the ER.  Plus, it gives the patient "Bragging Rights" when they proudly read all about it to their family and  friends!  


PS ~ "Skittles" my "grand-dog" is doing very well post-operatively, thank you!  And my grandkids are calling the "cone" on her head her "satelite dish" ~ they say she's picking up some great shows! 


Enjoy your weekend!  
I'm "Gladys Friday" aren't you? 


Alaska was WONDERFUL!  What a terrific conference it was, some of the nicest people I have ever met.  It was such an honor to be a part of the AKMGMA Conference.    Make sure to add Alaska to your bucket list.  On the Alaska Railway, we saw beluga whale, sheep, moose, bald eagle, beaver dams, dale sheep, glaciers, Mt. McKinley ~ the highest peak in North America all while riding along side the ocean.  ~ ~  "And I said to myself....what a wonderful world" ~ ~    


denisepricethomas@gmail.com
704-747-8699

Friday, September 2, 2011

"Ready To Check Out?"

True Story:

Denise's sister has a broken wrist which post surgery is referred to as the "Wonder Woman Wrist"(steel plate and screws). Recently, she ventured out to shop alone, planning her trip to the drug store to pick up a few necessities. Checking her list, marking off the items gathered with the "good arm" ~ along with her wallet and car keys, she began making her way toward the front of the store feeling a bit overwhelmed. She began to wonder ~ ~ "WHY did I even TRY to do this alone!" She was on the verge of tears when she heard the lady from behind the counter say, "MAM, are you about ready to check out?" Sister said......"Well, I was really hoping to have a few more years left!"

Funny how things sound on "The Other Side of Healthcare" Hope you have a great weekend!

Denise & "Gladys" ~ heading to Alaska......see ya soon!

Denise Price Thomas
denisepricethomas@gmail.com
www.denisepricethomas.com
704-747-8699