Eye Exam

"Gladys" went for her eye exam this week. Things have really started to change. The first thing the doctor asked was, "have your eyes ever been checked?" "Gladys" quickly responded, "not that I know of, I think they have always been solid blue."

Then "Gladys" had a question for the doctor, "Have you been using that stuff to make your hair grow?" and he said, "Why do you ask?" "Gladys" said, "well, it looks like you've been spilling it in your EARS!"

I would say "she can see clearly now" wouldn't you? He said he didn't need to ever see her again.

Through "Gladys" eyes this week, Denise was privileged to see the joy on so many faces using "Laughter as Therapy" ~ I am so thankful for these opportunities (and so is Gladys)

Speaking for The Professional Women's Association on Wednesday ~ Title: "STRESS MARKS" ~ All "STRESSED UP" and no where to go" We will have fun!

Cheers ~

"Gladys Friday" aka

Denise Price Thomas

denisepricethomas@gmail.com

704-747-8699

"Patient Puppet"

A male patient was taken to the exam room as his wife trailed along behind.

When the doctor came in he asked the patient, "what am I seeing you for today?" There was a female voice coming from the corner saying...."abdominal pain." ~

The physician then asked the patient, "how long have you had this trouble?" the female voice again responded "about 2 months" ~

As the physician pressed on the patient's abdomen he asked, "does this hurt?" once again, the female voice from the corner said, "the pain is more toward the right" ~

Finally, the physician said, "I really think you need to make an appointment with YOUR gynecologist....now let's get back to my PATIENT!"

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Speaking of "voice" ~ after a speaking engagement recently, someone from the audience asked, "is that your REAL VOICE?" I responded, "yes mam, you can't BUY this voice anywhere!" She said, "well, I'm from upstate NY and I've NEVER heard a more Southern voice" I mentioned that I will be speaking in October in upstate NY and she said, "Honey, they are going to really make fun of you and your accent!" and I said, "no mam, THAT'S WHY they hired me!"

Denise Price Thomas

704-747-8699

"Boomer Cream"

For all "us" baby boomers out there, "Gladys" has opened an ICE CREAM PARLOR just for us.....The Baby Boomer Ice Cream Parlor has many flavors that will heal whatever ails you:

Banana Split Personality (for all you hot flashing women)

Cellulite Smoothie (for the plumping & lifting action that you need)

Blue Mood Enhancing Cream (when you're feeling like you wanna scream!)

Chocolate Fiber Sundae (for the feeling kinda full.......of it)

Wrinkle Eraser (the more you eat, the less wrinkles you'll have)

Memory Enhancer (our mostly forgotten flavor)

Dark Cherry Detox (to rid you of the pits)

"Special of the Day" (is all the leftovers from yesterday....SURPRISE)

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle......

Walk in with your walker.....and "run out" with the "trots!"

I'm Gladys Friday, aren't you?

Denise Price Thomas

denisepricethomas@gmail.com

704-747-8699

"Oil Change"

True Story:

This week "Gladys Friday" attended a very important professional meeting. Upon her arrival at home, her husband said....."You have SOMETHING on your rear end!" Coming closer to the WHITE attire, he pulled off a sticker that read:

Next oil change due at 65,000 miles

Now this brings me to the question "what happened to friends that TOLD you when something was so obvious?

I'm just glad the "USE BY" date wasn't on there as well ~

I'm "Gladys Friday" ~ hoping you have a wonderful holiday weekend!

What a fulfilling week it was. Denise presented a drama & performed as "Diane Hart" (dying heart ~ a homeless person) for the Sunday Morning Worship Service at Myers Memorial Methodist Church, followed by the message, "Choices" ~ Matthew 25: 35-40.

Then it was off to Huntersville OB/GYN for an employee presentation & workshop.

"Gladys Friday" entertained for several events. Her 65,000 miles is getting closer!