Special of the Month

Healthcare changes bring home visits back.  Soon we will be able to make one phone call, have the "expert" come to our home, clean the drain, perform a colonoscopy;  repair the leak in the drain, perform bladder check.....with one phone call.....same person does it all. 

Insurance "should" pay most all of the fee but you will be required to mortgage your home for the balance.  Now that's "special" wouldn't you say?  

I'm "Gladys Friday".......aren't you? 

    

Gladys Friday gets a date!

"Gladys Friday" has another date!  She will "bring up the rear" at a medical convention after the professional presentation being delivered by Denise Price Thomas (www.denisepricethomas.com).  "Gladys" loves a date!   She's looking forward to it.  

She also has a date with the Rotary Club......she is very excited!! 

Reminder - I'm "Gladys Friday" tomorrow.....aren't you? 

"On A Fly"

A patient arrived in the ER.....a little on the intoxicated side, I would say. He reported that he had shot a fly. Unfortunately, the "FLY" was ON HIS FLY! Needless to say, he will NOT contribute to the gene pool. He may be a candidate for the TV show....."Smarter than a fifth grader?" NOT.

I'm Gladys Friday.....aren't you?

www.denisepricethomas.com has a face lift.

Bio - Denise Price Thomas June 2009.pdf - Powered by Google Docs

Bio - Denise Price Thomas June 2009.pdf - Powered by Google Docs

Shiney Brains

So.....the Grandpa was visiting the grandchildren.  The 3 year old was sitting on his shoulders.  He said, "Grandpa, I see your brains!" and Grandpa said...."you do, what do they look like?" and the grandchild said, "they're REAL SHINEY!"  The Grandpa decided to join the "hair club for men" 

I'm Gladys Friday.....aren't you?  

 

The Senior View

Today I observed two elderly gentlemen sitting beside each other in the park.  One said to the other, "You know Fred, I feel pretty good to be 87 years old."  Fred looked over and replied......"Yeah, I feel pretty good myself, in fact I feel like a baby........I'm bald.....I have no teeth and I think I may have just wet my pants!"  

I'm "Gladys Friday".......aren't you?  I hope you've had a good one.  

Who's smile is it anyway?

Well, there's just NEVER a dull moment in senior-ville 

So......the senior down the hall lost his teeth, he looked everywhere all day, had everyone helping in the search.  That evening, he had a bright smile, proudly showing everyone his moment of happiness.  10 minutes later, the lady down the hallway came out of her room asking, "has anyone seen my TEETH?"

Reminds me of my new song: (just written for this special occasion) 

                    ~~ you'll recognize the tune ~~

Wasting away again in senior-ville

Searching for my teeth and my cane

Some people say that there's another to blame

But I know......I did know her name.....

I'm "Gladys Friday".....aren't you? 

Enjoy your 4th, don't drink a 5th or you will be sick on the 6th.  

Happy Independence Day USA!!!!

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